The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to understand myspace

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!