The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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vomitspit

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!