The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!