The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!