the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to make to much coffee

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!