Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to be justin bieber

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!