The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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NMR Vision

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to look into the past

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to grammar.

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the power to do totally nothing

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the power to make to much coffee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!