The ability to Hi

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The ability to park very acurately

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to have no powers

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the ability to hover

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!