The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to be powerless.

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NMR Vision

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to look into the past

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!