the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to annoy people

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the power to poop pee

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the ability to spell wrong

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!