the ability to hover

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!