The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to annoy people

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!