The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!