The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power rangers

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!