the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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the power to not watch south park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!