to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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Power to make other people rich.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to procrast ....

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The ability to bleed lava

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!