The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to have no powers

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!