the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to fart tear gas

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!