The power to not care.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to not be funny

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!