the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!