The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to not care.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!