The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to not be funny

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!