The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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lol

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to die at will.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The Power to Power

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!