The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!