- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to die from darting too hard

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

Pointless Super Powers