The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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To never remember what the word if means

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The Power to Power

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!