The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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To shit bricks.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!