The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to die

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!