The ability to police irony

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!