The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be gay on command.

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lol

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to write comic books

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to die at will.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!