The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

lol

the power to write comic books

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to change people socks on command

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to die at will.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The Power to Power

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!