- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to eat socks

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to get drunk you are needed

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to change people socks on command

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to only be obesely fat.

Pointless Super Powers