- Pointless Super Powers

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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