the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to die at will.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to die

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to police irony

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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To never remember what the word if means

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!