- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to be gay on command.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

the power to write comic books

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

Pointless Super Powers