the power to get extra homework

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the ability to die on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to be gay on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!