The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to write comic books

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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I'm a giant di

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!