Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to die at will

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!