The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to die at will

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!