- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to die at will

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

the power to catch em' all

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to never be old but died at young age

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power drown in water

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to make your nose blink.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

Pointless Super Powers