- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power... to move you.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to catch em' all

the power to change people socks on command

Pointless Super Powers