The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to swim on land.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!