The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to die at will

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!