The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Nothing

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!