The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think of food

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!