- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to misspell

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to see oxygen.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

Pointless Super Powers