- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to poop standing up

The power to bread toast!

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to die instantly

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to misspell

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to see oxygen.

Pointless Super Powers