The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to die

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!