- Pointless Super Powers

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to eat your own head.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the ability to see through air

power to fart through your mouth

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to buy free things.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to survive at absolute zero

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!