The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power drown in water

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to fly in space

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The power to die

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!