The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to misspell

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to make water expire.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to summon a massive midget

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!